Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


3 thoughts on “#1443 Techie

  1. Put up the money to build the factory, work hard and pay for advertising to find customers for your product, try to hire competent people that will do the job they agreed to without wasting supplies or damaging equipment you paid for and take the risk of losing your shirt if business drops off, then you can have the big piece of the pie.

    Show up, do a minor task then go home and never think about the business except to complain you didn’t get a bigger cut of the profits than what you agreed to be paid when you took the job and persuade some politician to pass a law taking the reason the owner built the company and give it to you because you think you deserve a four bedroom house with a pool, Carribean vacations and a brand new SUV on a minimum wage/minimum requirement job, then several things happen…

    The company doesn’t expand or improve it’s equipment to make your job easier, it cuts as many jobs as it can, or the costs exceed what can be reasonably charged for the product and it just goes out of business when nobody can afford to buy anything you sell.

    Unless you buy stock in the company to support it’s operation, take your pizza and be glad you got that because you didn’t contract for it when you applied for the job.

    1. I think it’s a little more complicated than that.

      To start with there are no fair agreements where there’s a severe power imbalance.

      But this is probably flame-war territory, and I don’t want this lovely comic to get fire damage. So I’ll just invite you to discuss it with a chatbot of your choice. (Sure, they’re not entirely unbiased, but they’re also not some random idiot on the internet (like me) trying to convince you of their own POV.)

  2. It was still a funny comic though 😉
    I use my phone for phone calls and that’s about it.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


One thought on “#1442 Memory

  1. Now ask him why he didn’t write it down right away… 😉

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


2 thoughts on “#1441 Mom Friends

  1. Lucretius Frankenstein

    Meanwhile I spent last night soberly watching the Bluey Movie as a childless adults. Moms go too hard for me.

    Good movie tho.

    1. Lord, The Sign friggin’ *wrecked* me.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


4 thoughts on “#1440 Pockets

  1. She’s lucky it wasn’t a sandwich, or a half eaten petrified apple, or a handfull of cigarette butts, or dog treats that used to be the soft chewy kind but the dog whined for anyway and happily crunched one up when it fell on the floor, or any of the other things I’ve found digging through closets to try and figure out where the smell was coming from. I never mentioned the various coins and bills stashed in pockets though, cleaning fee 😉

    1. Hoo boy, I fee lucky indeed. I think I’m the only one who puts things in my coat pockets though. Xena always forgets she has them and just hands everything to me, lol.

  2. Congratulations! GREAT fun, being a grandparent.
    You can hand them back!

    1. Haha, that’s what I hear (Hopefully, I’m a long way off from actually being a grandparent, though!)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


7 thoughts on “#1439 Taxes

  1. Ale-Eight-One Ohmu

    Due to workplace incompetence, I had to repay some unemployment benefits. I mailed them a couple of hundred minuscule amount checks. Even overpaid with the last couple so they would have to send me a refund. (Insert Statler and Waldorf laugh here).

  2. A tax ‘refund’ means you gave the gov’t an interest free loan.
    We don’t have to worry about that, we’ll probably owe $6000 or so this year 🙁 and they’re not getting it until the…very…last…day.

  3. If I recall correctly, here in the Netherlands, we don’t have the pay if the difference is that small (nor do they, if it a small difference in their favor). It saves a bit of hassle.

    I suppose it might be satisfying to retaliate by making tax-collectors lives harder, but ultimately that just costs more, which is then passed on to the taxpayers. And it’s not like they get paid on performance anyway, so whether they count a hundred pennies or do more worthwhile work, they get paid the same.

    1. Ale-Eight-One Ohmu

      SPITE DOESN’T HAVE TO FOLLOW LOGIC!!! FACE THE WRATH OF MY SPITE SMITE!!!! MY ENEMIES SHALL TASTE MY PETTY REVENGE!!!!

    2. Up here the tax form says a difference of +/- $2 isn’t paid or charged. People have made millions skimming off ’rounding errors’ of a fraction of a penny and if they owe me a single cent, I want it !!! Once upon a time I got a government cheque for seventeen cents and I still have it, I’m pretty sure it cost more to print and mail than it was worth and I hope I’m screwing up some ledger somewhere and affecting a manager’s bonus by not cashing it 🙂

      1. Omg, the check for 17 cents is hilarious. I think I would have framed it.

  4. YESSS! SPITE!!!!!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


8 thoughts on “#1438 Mix Tape

  1. Ale-Eight-One Ohmu

    I have at least 4 such devices. And if I had won that Ebay auction for a “Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind” Laserdisc, I would have bought one of those doorstops to play it.

    1. I have a total of five: my current boombox has two(!), I still have my walkman, my car’s old enough that it has one, and Xena inherited my brothers old Playskool one! I never had Laserdisc, but I have a VCR out in the garage somewhere (though I would be very surprised if it still worked).

  2. We have several boxes of cassette tapes (originals and mixed tapes) but no devices on which to play them. I know there are environmentally safe methods of disposal, but we’re not quite ready to toss them out. I worry nostalgia is the gateway to hoarding…

    1. I didn’t save most of my cassettes, having bought a lot of the same albums on CD when they switched over. I still have the ones where I recorded my friends and I goofing around and some of the storybook ones I had.

  3. We still have an 8-track player and tapes, now I’m tempted to dig it out.
    The nice thing about cassettes is it keeps people from stealing your tunes 🙂

    1. My parents skipped 8-track so I never had one growing up. We went from vinyl to tape then on to CD. I’m kind of afraid to play my old cassettes because of how old they are. I’m worried they’ll start to fall apart, so I need to figure out how to digitize them!

  4. I recently inherited a tape player and has been listening to all the tapes I recorded from the radio back in the late 80’s/early 90’s (yeah, I’m ooold).

    1. That’s great though! I know I recorded songs from the radio that way, but I’ve never run across any of my old mix tapes (I DID find the ones of goofy phone calls I’d made with a couple of my friends chatting. Complete *gems*)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


2 thoughts on “#1437 Survey

  1. Don’t blame the aquarium staff…ever since that time Tory McClure visited, they can’t be too careful.

  2. They’re just making sure no random water spirit possessed you while you were there. Standard aquarium procedure. You never really know where the creatures are coming from sometimes

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


3 thoughts on “#1436 Baby

  1. The dog was driving us crazy licking herself constantly until her coat was very literally soaked and dripping with slobber, turned out it was a burr right next to her skin that somehow missed getting brushed out for a week o.O

    1. Oh no, poor baby! Hunter just overgrooms sometimes -_-;

  2. Letting her outside to live a normal life probably would have the same effect …

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*


2 thoughts on “#1435 Easter

  1. Ale-Eight-One Ohmu

    I thought April Fools were people in the upper south who put away their winter coats in April, forgetting that there has been snow on the ground on Derby Day (1st Saturday in May).

  2. I’ve seen snow in July…I almost cried…and then again in Sept.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*