Being a human is tough sometimes. Especially when all you want to do is return to the bog.

Sometimes the names on the boxes are different, but the colors are always the same. I need The Green Ones,...

Why must we cling to this custom T_T

True love is sharing bacon, even when you are a greedy little goblin.

Absolutely unhinged. I thought about copying him since I was in a bit of a rush, but I checked anyway...

Coughing out a pink cloud isn't as fun as one might think.

Reader, I did NOT get the little bug terrarium. (But it's okay, the cats would have destroyed them.)

We all just want pockets. Let us have them.

The hand sanitizer always knows.

He brought over "The Stuff" from 1985, and honestly, it wasn't even the worst one that he's inflicted upon us...