My dreams are very vivid, and I wish I could convey just how exquisitely crafted these chocolate shoes were. They...

He thought he could escape, but he could not. I buy Laffy Taffy for the fact that it is free...

An annoying chore that turns into, like, fifty more chores. This is why adults are so tired all the time....

I occasionally have a bout of insomnia and it is The Worst. I'm not sure what causes it; I'm not...

Surprise! I really didn't think I  was going to do one of these this year, but as we got closer...

It really, really was the easiest thing I've ever put together, and I don't know what to do with myself...

She has done this ever since she was small, and it's honestly, very unsettling. No hair tie is safe. 

Any guesses as to what I'm dressing up as this year?

She's a character that flies! She has a cape. THE CAPE IS PRACTICALLY THE WHOLE COSTUME. WHHHHHYYYYYY? 

I mean, I don't want to stifle a kid's creativity but...hoo boy. I complimented her on choosing a truly scary...