Our new neighbors are much younger than we are. And also care about their yard a lot more than we...

It is no secret that I am actually an 80 year old woman. On the inside.

I keep this comic aggressively apolitical because I know we all need a break from the news cycle. This has...

Por que no los dos?

I promise you, child, life after bedtime is generally not super interesting.

I was blessed by a possum bus.

Thank you, Human Body children's book. We ate pretend popcorn for close to half an hour that day.

I would have said it when I was sober....I was definitely not sober.

I'm not the only one who puts stuff in the freezer and forgets about it, right?

Okay, okay, this is the last one about lasik, I swear!