My optometrist didn't actually SAY this but I could tell. He was saying it, appropriately, with his eyes. Y'all these...

I am too honest for my own good and will tell on myself every time. I was reading "A Walk...

From the mouths of babes. I think mustard makes a certain amount of sense; its distinct flavor probably makes her...

It really was a very ingenious solution to her problem. We ended up compromising and I said she could have...

I have NO idea why they wouldn't want to live in this absolutely charmer of a house! (Seriously, the market...

I forgot how weird house hunting is. Even though this house had, like, four bedrooms, it only had one bathroom...

Yes, the traffic is always like this. Don't worry, live here long enough and you'll forget how to drive too.

Ah yes, my little drinking problem: I am a social disgrace.

I mean, I know how they work, but deep in my little monkey-brain it's still kind of creepy. I actually...

There's nothing like the sweet sound of a child's laughter.....And nothing quite like the sound of mine either. -_-;