He's always trying to convince me to sleep without the fan on. I will not be swayed. One does not...

My ears always close up when I get a cold, which is one of the things that annoys me the...

This is the first time I've been sick in almost two years, so believe me, we checked to make sure...

I still have no idea what he's talking about. It must be the drugs.

They do not tell you just how much you are going to be concerned with another human being's poop when...

On the Couch gets top billing today, as this is the final strip in the series. It's been a fun...

Man, if only. 

Ya'll didn't really think I'd leave you like that, did you? 

Haha, when you have a kid you buy all of those fancy baby books and then...throw them in the trash...

Anybody? ... It's so quiet...