I will always have a costume to work on before any costumed event. This is a fact that will be...

I didn't intend on taking a break, but man, I'm exhausted and need to recharge! Won't be gone long, see...

Hearing the occasional hoot of an owl is one thing. Hearing an avian argument is another.

I am a grown person. I swear. I can drive and everything.

Smart move, using your good upbringing to get out of trying an impossible task. Well-played.

Raf is lucky, because I am easily distracted by shiny things (and the fact that I haven't found any cicada...

Dead bugs is my aesthetic.  Okay, it's not exactly....but it could be.

Raf never let's me have any fun! (This is patently false, he puts up with so much weirdo behavior from...

Bold of you to think I care what children think of my appearance, too!

The sun is a deadly laser.