I'm sure anyone who's ever had a kid knew pretty much exactly where this was headed. Gone are the days...

Mother. How could you be so cruel?

This happens more often than is probably reasonable. By this point, Raf's just like, "Goodbye, wife." 

Mom said she had never known loyalty in a cat until she had seen Harley with me. She was my...

Ah, my child. Her burgeoning sense of comedic timing makes me so proud.

This was not my favorite way to start the morning. Also, this happened twice, before the roach got the hint...

I hate being on the other side of this equation!

Xena woke up this morning and chose violence. 

Ah, the little surprises of parenthood...and unexpected flesh wounds.

It's fine. Let me suit up for battle and hope I don't have to slug an old lady for the...