Bluey. It's Bluey. If you've got young kids and somehow haven't heard of/watched this show, it's a gem. Also, I...

I'm not exactly sure what this line of thinking says about me....But I don't hate it.

Some horrors are so unspeakable that they must be shared by those closest to you.

I mean, the couches (and part of the carpet that one time) were the cleanest they've ever been!

This scanner has NEVER checked for updates that I can recall. And thankfully, through certain necromantic rites (restart) I was...

Look, it's such a pleasant texture. I can NOT be the only one that does this.

I'm a lot of things, but Menace To Public Health isn't one of them. Plus, if I do get the...

Whether this info is still accurate or not, it won't stop me from eating them. And this is different from...

There's always that One Friend. And oftentimes, that One Friend is me.

I don't eat them very often....but this cursed knowledge hasn't stopped me from eating them, either.