Anyone who thinks I would have "forgotten" this information hasn't been reading long enough XD

Just your Friendly Neighborhood Goblin!

Mom's in her 60s and still has the occasional dream about being late for college marching band and her conductor...

Okay, I'm not actually this unfriendly. Unless they're overly persistent. 

Too bad my overshare could come with pictures! Raf and I really did have to stand in the bathroom for...

Home maintenance counts as horror.

Wading Pool showers are the worst and I can't really explain why.

I promise, I'm not running a lab, I just want relief from this soul-crushing sinus pressure!

The rapid-fire sneezes are always the harbinger (and at least it isn't covid!).

These little gremlins are pretty typical siblings. And I will absolutely send them to their room for fighting.