I'm really not some kind of jazz aficionado, but I like what I like and I listen to it frequently...

I'm not allowed to start celebrating Christmas yet (okay, I could, I'm just like keeping it until after Thanksgiving and...

What do you even mean by this, child?!

Them's fightin' words.  No one ever gives out sweet black licorice for Halloween XD

Well, she did ask. Actually, the very nice lady running the crafts tent was very enthusiastic about my little demon...

They know me so well. I think we were at that table for about 20 mins XD

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.

That lady could feel my desire to pet her beautiful dog, and I'm so glad I got to hug that...

It's almost a compliment, but it's the principle of the thing.

Okay, okay, I guess this is a viable excuse....