Even us Americans forget just how enormous our country is. I enjoyed growing up in Alabama, but my hometown is...

The real war on Christmas is fought in the homes of people with cats.

How is she old enough to hate my old people music already???

There's two kinds of people in a couple...

Ah yes, my favorite Thanksgiving tradition: running out to the grocery store on the night before Thanksgiving because you need...

I am not sad that the potty training days are behind us irl! Bless these women in line behind us...

I'm pretty sure three quarters of my husband's body is actually legs. Like, I feel like I can barely get...

Youth is wasted on the young.

Just because I'm doing the responsible thing, doesn't mean I like it.

Look, it just smells so good.