I have returned to the island!  At least it's not Sonic 2! Again!.....I guess. When I first got the game...

Honestly, this is probably as close to an admission of how utterly insane his sneezes are.

One time he told me he sneezed at work and it scared one of his coworkers so badly she had...

HMMMMPF. I should start taking my morning walks alone so I can harvest tiny little skeletons in peace!

When I was growing up, we always said that no one was allowed to punch the driver and the driver...

It's hard to remember being a kid, but I hope she mostly remembers the good parts of long days like...

We all feel the same way, Xena, we all feel the same way.

Honestly, the best costume I've worn to the Ren Faire. Easy to move around in and folks are generally delighted...

The dawning realization that I may have a chance at More Potato. I couldn't tell you why I love the...

Okay, embarrassing, but also glad to have neighbors who will actually check in on me if I'm just lying out...