You could always try to develop the habit of sneezing multiple times in a row. Once you get the momentum up, it is much harder for him to kill them in your face.
I KNEW I wasn’t the only one! My wife races my sneezes to say “Bless you!” and then the sneeze DIES in my face! (Love that turn of phrase by the way.)
There is a secret weapon though… stare at the brightest light around you (no not the sun) wide eyed for just a moment and you can sometimes save the blessed sneeze.
5 thoughts on “#559 Bless You”
Wanderer
You could always try to develop the habit of sneezing multiple times in a row. Once you get the momentum up, it is much harder for him to kill them in your face.
SurlyQueen
I sneeze at least twice. But SOMEtimes a third time. This is where I get caught. because I can’t seem to get it to come out quickly enough.
man in black
I always sneeze at least three times in a row so any bless you is usually in threes for me
Rand_alThor
I KNEW I wasn’t the only one! My wife races my sneezes to say “Bless you!” and then the sneeze DIES in my face! (Love that turn of phrase by the way.)
There is a secret weapon though… stare at the brightest light around you (no not the sun) wide eyed for just a moment and you can sometimes save the blessed sneeze.
SurlyQueen
I know this trick! Although it might not work for folks who aren’t sun-sneezers.
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