Haha! Good choice, and a lot better than what was going through my head when I was finishing this comic up…it was very late and my mind was quite silly at the time.
Then the cookies were probably not made from real girl cookies. The cookies that are actually made from real girl scouts and not those Canadian imitations (Girl guides) are actually quite tasty. The problem is that most people frown upon the use of children as a baking ingredient.
*Then the cookies were probably not made from real Girl Scouts.
Kelardry
This would make a great deal of sense as a concern if the cookies included flesh from the brain or spine, where all the nasty prions are. However, the rest of the meat of a person is mostly indistinguishable by taste from pork. From an ethical standpoint, I see nothing wrong with the concept of Girl Scout cookies as long as they died of natural causes, volunteered/donated their bodies, or had their brains cryopreserved before removal.
Real Girl Scout cookies are also normally better if they are lightly coated by a sweet and salty substance. Also, I would recommend avoiding the ones that try to work bad puns into their names.
SurlyQueen
I only ever get the three kinds, Purple Box, Red Box, and Green Box. They changed their names at some point when I was a kid, so I don’t even know what they’re called anymore, but they USED to be called Samoas, Tag-a-Longs, and Thin Mints, respectively. Maybe they went back to that, I don’t know!
Admittedly, part of the allure is the fact that you can only get them for a particular and short window of time every year. Though, my personal rabidness for the Scout cookies is quite real, I can see where they might not be everyone’s favorite thing.
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bardcrest
Cue the mortal Kombat music.
Kelardry
Cue evil girl-scout leader music, behold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByY18LJHZtE&feature=autoplay&list=PLF261215C4D4B47D4&playnext=84
I was going to include a mangled version of the girlscout law in this comment, but my attempt didn’t really have the desired ring. 🙁
SurlyQueen
Haha! Good choice, and a lot better than what was going through my head when I was finishing this comic up…it was very late and my mind was quite silly at the time.
Valkeiper
dang, I want whatever type of cookies they’re fighting over.
Any time I ever had any GS cookies, let’s say I was underwhelmed.
bardcrest
Then the cookies were probably not made from real girl cookies. The cookies that are actually made from real girl scouts and not those Canadian imitations (Girl guides) are actually quite tasty. The problem is that most people frown upon the use of children as a baking ingredient.
bardcrest
*Then the cookies were probably not made from real Girl Scouts.
Kelardry
This would make a great deal of sense as a concern if the cookies included flesh from the brain or spine, where all the nasty prions are. However, the rest of the meat of a person is mostly indistinguishable by taste from pork. From an ethical standpoint, I see nothing wrong with the concept of Girl Scout cookies as long as they died of natural causes, volunteered/donated their bodies, or had their brains cryopreserved before removal.
Real Girl Scout cookies are also normally better if they are lightly coated by a sweet and salty substance. Also, I would recommend avoiding the ones that try to work bad puns into their names.
SurlyQueen
I only ever get the three kinds, Purple Box, Red Box, and Green Box. They changed their names at some point when I was a kid, so I don’t even know what they’re called anymore, but they USED to be called Samoas, Tag-a-Longs, and Thin Mints, respectively. Maybe they went back to that, I don’t know!
SurlyQueen
Admittedly, part of the allure is the fact that you can only get them for a particular and short window of time every year. Though, my personal rabidness for the Scout cookies is quite real, I can see where they might not be everyone’s favorite thing.
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