Apparently she does not speak colossal squid…or shark…or blue whale…though suppose a whale smashing into the ship would likely sink it and then she would drown. What she needs to call upon the help of a nearby swimming rust monster from D & D. That would take care of her little iron problem.
You are telling me that you do not think that there is such a thing as an aquatic rust monster? Then how do all those tanker ships get all rusted around the water line? You didn’t think of that DID YOU!?
Well, he’s really only useful in…the ocean….Although, I dug his crazy bearded, eyepatch/hookhand days…does he still look like that? I haven’t been paying attention to DC’s mainstream stuff.
12 thoughts on “#336 From the Depths”
bardcrest
Apparently she does not speak colossal squid…or shark…or blue whale…though suppose a whale smashing into the ship would likely sink it and then she would drown. What she needs to call upon the help of a nearby swimming rust monster from D & D. That would take care of her little iron problem.
SurlyQueen
Not sure why a rust monster would be in the ocean *shrugs*
I’m thinking that her distress call was more general…
bardcrest
What? You don’t think that rust monsters like to go swimming?! That’s rather bigoted. All sorts of monsters like swimming…in the middle of the ocean.
SurlyQueen
I don’t know…a rust monster’s anatomy doesn’t really see suited for that type of endurance swimming… <-----NERD ANSWER XD
bardcrest
You are telling me that you do not think that there is such a thing as an aquatic rust monster? Then how do all those tanker ships get all rusted around the water line? You didn’t think of that DID YOU!?
raisin
ha ha, YAY! Nya-fish! great expressions today!
SurlyQueen
Yay! Thanks…The ocean is full of nightmares. *shudder*
Gilhelmi
As useful as Aquaman!
bardcrest
Why is EVERYONE always picking on Aquaman? For a third rate super-hero, he isn’t that bad.
SurlyQueen
Well, he’s really only useful in…the ocean….Although, I dug his crazy bearded, eyepatch/hookhand days…does he still look like that? I haven’t been paying attention to DC’s mainstream stuff.
TobyMobias
He controls literally most of the planet and was able to beat up /Superman/.
SurlyQueen
XD I wanted so badly to have Rummy J say something about Aquaman here…except she has no frame of reference for that character….
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