It might be fun to let them in, give them a cup of coffee, and then fervently try to convert them to some random religion or conspiracy theory (role a D20 to choose).
I used to feel bad about being rude to them. Then I put up a “no soliciting please” sign. The sign is very polite. If they ignore the polite sign, I feel fully justified in being rude. They ignored my polite request to not bother me, now I get to scold them.
The only solicitors I acknowledge are Girl Scouts. Maybe soccer kids selling candy. Though with the former I mostly buy them from the troops that meet at work. An advantage of having them at the library.
5 thoughts on “#1289 Solicitors”
K8bush
Being British it took me a few moments to realise you meant “people who knock on your door to talk/sell/whatever” and not Lawyers…
JW
It might be fun to let them in, give them a cup of coffee, and then fervently try to convert them to some random religion or conspiracy theory (role a D20 to choose).
SurlyQueen
Oooooh yeah, I hadn’t even thought of that!
Stu
I used to feel bad about being rude to them. Then I put up a “no soliciting please” sign. The sign is very polite. If they ignore the polite sign, I feel fully justified in being rude. They ignored my polite request to not bother me, now I get to scold them.
Tourma
The only solicitors I acknowledge are Girl Scouts. Maybe soccer kids selling candy. Though with the former I mostly buy them from the troops that meet at work. An advantage of having them at the library.
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