When leaves have fallen and Winter starts
The Christmas Witch comes seeking hearts.
When thanks is given and songs begin
The Christmas Witch bursts from within.
Watch those that fear the hanging lights.
They’ve met the Witch on silent nights.
And if you fear you’ll meet her, well,
You’d best flee from the jingling bell.
Be of good cheer, Raf. One of our local stores had a Christmas section up in early October (if not September), and one of our local stations went to all-Christmas music at about the same time. ‘Tis now officially the season. And when things get toooooo Holly Jolly for you, just remember Oscar the Grouch’s holiday anti-anthem: “I Hate Christmas”
I can’t think of anything that’s dumber
To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer!
Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air
I’m telling you, it isn’t fair!
I hate Christmas!
People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill
That slushy nonsense makes me ill!
I hate Christmas!
I’d rather have a holiday like normal grouches do
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you
Heh heh
Here comes Santa, girls and boys
So, who needs that big red noise!
I’ll tell him where to put his toys
I hate Christmas!
And if you want the truth, I ain’t so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either!
Christmas carols to be sung, decorations to be hung
Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue!
I hate Christmas!
Christmas bells play loud and strong
Hurts my ears, all that ding dong
Besides it goes on much too long
I hate Christmas!
I’d rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah!
Christmas Day is almost here
When it’s over, then I cheer
I’m glad it’s only once a year
I hate Christmas!
And whoever hung that mistletoe over my trash can,
well I say “Phooey, and BAH HUMBUG!”
My favorite holiday music selections are the classic “Nanook of the North/St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast” suite and “Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire.” 🙂
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Jakale
When leaves have fallen and Winter starts
The Christmas Witch comes seeking hearts.
When thanks is given and songs begin
The Christmas Witch bursts from within.
Watch those that fear the hanging lights.
They’ve met the Witch on silent nights.
And if you fear you’ll meet her, well,
You’d best flee from the jingling bell.
Ale-8-One Ohmu
Be of good cheer, Raf. One of our local stores had a Christmas section up in early October (if not September), and one of our local stations went to all-Christmas music at about the same time. ‘Tis now officially the season. And when things get toooooo Holly Jolly for you, just remember Oscar the Grouch’s holiday anti-anthem: “I Hate Christmas”
I can’t think of anything that’s dumber
To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer!
Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air
I’m telling you, it isn’t fair!
I hate Christmas!
People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill
That slushy nonsense makes me ill!
I hate Christmas!
I’d rather have a holiday like normal grouches do
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you
Heh heh
Here comes Santa, girls and boys
So, who needs that big red noise!
I’ll tell him where to put his toys
I hate Christmas!
And if you want the truth, I ain’t so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either!
Christmas carols to be sung, decorations to be hung
Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue!
I hate Christmas!
Christmas bells play loud and strong
Hurts my ears, all that ding dong
Besides it goes on much too long
I hate Christmas!
I’d rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah!
Christmas Day is almost here
When it’s over, then I cheer
I’m glad it’s only once a year
I hate Christmas!
And whoever hung that mistletoe over my trash can,
well I say “Phooey, and BAH HUMBUG!”
SurlyQueen
haha, this is Raf all over!
Typeminer
My favorite holiday music selections are the classic “Nanook of the North/St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast” suite and “Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire.” 🙂
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