I just finished a full week of stress nightmares. By the end they were just getting old.
Like, “Oh the killer has dismembered the children and strung their parts throughout the branches of the woods I’m lost in? yeah cool alright.”
I’m at the Frontier Day parade, with my plastic whiffleball bat and three wooden blocks. A cart goes by with clowns tossing candy to the crowd. I run toward it, to get more candy, and they invite me in. One of the clowns takes my bat, and the other puts my blocks on the floor. The the one with the plastic bat smacks the blocks, flattening them.
That’s when I woke up and ran to my mom’s room crying. Mind you, I was only 6 or 7 years old.
6 thoughts on “#781 Crazy Dreams”
heroesofcrash
Were you being driven by Russel Crowe, looking for fights around the world?
I can’t be the only person who thinks about that whenever he thinks of tugboats.
SurlyQueen
Haha, nope! I’ve had several other folks reference this, too. I don’t watch a lot of South Park, so I had to look it up.
maninblack
Damn
Katerly
I just finished a full week of stress nightmares. By the end they were just getting old.
Like, “Oh the killer has dismembered the children and strung their parts throughout the branches of the woods I’m lost in? yeah cool alright.”
William Mcneil
um you could smoke weed before bed or an hour or 2 before bed plz try to relex more i have super stress too its lame
Lex-Kat
The dream/nightmare I remember most is:
I’m at the Frontier Day parade, with my plastic whiffleball bat and three wooden blocks. A cart goes by with clowns tossing candy to the crowd. I run toward it, to get more candy, and they invite me in. One of the clowns takes my bat, and the other puts my blocks on the floor. The the one with the plastic bat smacks the blocks, flattening them.
That’s when I woke up and ran to my mom’s room crying. Mind you, I was only 6 or 7 years old.
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