*shakes head* Broken butt? That’s no good at all. That’s what kept FDR in a wheelchair, don’t believe any of this polio nonsense. Most history books are written by the super-intelligent, revisionist starfish that control the government anyway. Well, the government and the weather. And their microscopic eggs are in instant oatmeal packets. The maple and brown sugar ones, mostly, but the seem to like bananas and cream, too. Not so much blueberries. I have some hypotheses as to that, but I digress. Oh, the eggs gestate and pass through your system without leaving any noticeable effects, but then you’re more susceptible to the subliminal conditioning from ice cream truck music. Ever wonder why so many ice cream trucks seem to play Christmas music all year round? There’s a reason.
I guess the point I’m trying to make is, don’t let your broken butt derail your dreams of being President one day.
Didn’t have the rib problem but when I was a kid a bruised my coccyx too. I couldn’t sit down properly for MONTHS. (Hope you’re okay and get to feeling better soon!)
11 thoughts on “#622 Pain”
Wanderer
The joys of adulthood, especially after being the carrier of a live young.
SurlyQueen
WORD.
I just can’t sit on the floor like I used to, and I doubt it will ever be the same!
Beth
Perhaps Sciatica? :^( Back pain is wretched.
SurlyQueen
I hope not! I comfort myself that this sort of pain is temporary, and doesn’t usually radiate down the legs the way sciatica tends to.
And back pain is AWFUL. I threw my back out a few years ago, and it’s never really been quite the same, and it was a fairly minor injury!
Potatamoto
*shakes head* Broken butt? That’s no good at all. That’s what kept FDR in a wheelchair, don’t believe any of this polio nonsense. Most history books are written by the super-intelligent, revisionist starfish that control the government anyway. Well, the government and the weather. And their microscopic eggs are in instant oatmeal packets. The maple and brown sugar ones, mostly, but the seem to like bananas and cream, too. Not so much blueberries. I have some hypotheses as to that, but I digress. Oh, the eggs gestate and pass through your system without leaving any noticeable effects, but then you’re more susceptible to the subliminal conditioning from ice cream truck music. Ever wonder why so many ice cream trucks seem to play Christmas music all year round? There’s a reason.
I guess the point I’m trying to make is, don’t let your broken butt derail your dreams of being President one day.
SurlyQueen
Seems legit.
Becky
*WRITHE*!!!! BWAHAHA!!! To be clear, the laugh is not for your poor broken butt, but (heh) the wonderful depiction of writhing. 🙂
SurlyQueen
Hahaha, no problem, my butt healed XD
man in black
It’s a little late for a pillow
Twinkle Toes the Berserker
Incidentally I badly bruised my coccyx recently by falling down stairs (don’t do this). I am literally butt hurt.
Also rib hurt because somehow injuring my butt sprained my ribs?
SurlyQueen
Didn’t have the rib problem but when I was a kid a bruised my coccyx too. I couldn’t sit down properly for MONTHS. (Hope you’re okay and get to feeling better soon!)
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