Was this at the concert or in the parking lot afterwards? Trying to get out of those can be very irritating and homicide inducing. Worse than driving on the LA Freeway at rush hour.
Oh, this was actually IN the concert. It was standing room only, and most people were drugged/drunk, but this guy was the ONLY guy that decided that he needed to be his own one person mosh pit. Jerk.
I horrified my dad when we sent to see B.B. King a few years ago and I blew up at the guy seated in front of me. After the 4th time he jumped to his feet to scream “Sing it B!” and then proceeded to wail along loudly & off-key while failing to tug up the pants that kept creeping down to expose his fuzzy butt, I lost it. Told him that I hadn’t paid $75 to hear him or see his hairy hippie asshole and that if he didn’t sit down and STAY DOWN, I was going to throw him up to the stage. (I’m 6’2 and dated a pro-wrestler who taught me how to fight- I could have done it) He turned around to smart off, saw me glaring down at him, and wisely sat down & SHUT UP. My dad was embarrassed & impressed, but told me if I ever did that again, he’d kill me.
Ha! Awesome…I am…a good deal shorter than 6’2″ Which is why I had to calculate my attack so carefully. I figured an unsuspecting throat shot would work pretty well for me as long as I could land it right XD
Just step forward onto the back of his knee next time. He’ll be immediately kneeling in front of you and unable to do anything but that until you move your foot.
Then you can murder him in peace without causing unnecessary riots.
10 thoughts on “#506 Concert”
Orlah Ehontas
Was this at the concert or in the parking lot afterwards? Trying to get out of those can be very irritating and homicide inducing. Worse than driving on the LA Freeway at rush hour.
SurlyQueen
Oh, this was actually IN the concert. It was standing room only, and most people were drugged/drunk, but this guy was the ONLY guy that decided that he needed to be his own one person mosh pit. Jerk.
JW
Mental help? How does it make things better if the people helping you are mental 😛
mickey
I horrified my dad when we sent to see B.B. King a few years ago and I blew up at the guy seated in front of me. After the 4th time he jumped to his feet to scream “Sing it B!” and then proceeded to wail along loudly & off-key while failing to tug up the pants that kept creeping down to expose his fuzzy butt, I lost it. Told him that I hadn’t paid $75 to hear him or see his hairy hippie asshole and that if he didn’t sit down and STAY DOWN, I was going to throw him up to the stage. (I’m 6’2 and dated a pro-wrestler who taught me how to fight- I could have done it) He turned around to smart off, saw me glaring down at him, and wisely sat down & SHUT UP. My dad was embarrassed & impressed, but told me if I ever did that again, he’d kill me.
gsekse
This is exactly why I don’t go to concerts much anymore.
SurlyQueen
Ha! Awesome…I am…a good deal shorter than 6’2″ Which is why I had to calculate my attack so carefully. I figured an unsuspecting throat shot would work pretty well for me as long as I could land it right XD
man in black
One hell of a mental battle
Sailor_Arashi
Just step forward onto the back of his knee next time. He’ll be immediately kneeling in front of you and unable to do anything but that until you move your foot.
Then you can murder him in peace without causing unnecessary riots.
Laurat81
Don’t mind me-I’m just taking notes………
SurlyQueen
Oooooh. Like your style…
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