Pumpkin Nog

I’m a self proclaimed Food Tourist.

This is NOT the same thing as being a foodie, as I am fairly indiscriminate when it comes to the foods which I will stuff in my face (Taco Bell tacos to name an example: I underSTAND that they are NOT real tacos. Heck, they’re barely even real food. This does not change the fact that they are delicious.). Food Tourism is about trying just about any food that is placed in front of me at least once (I’ve sampled a couple of things twice. Just to be sure.), regardless of color, smell, or eyes. Needless to say, my friends on numerous occasions have opted to use me as a guinea pig of sorts whenever they’re creating Experiments in the kitchen. Although, given that I heartily enjoy things like Taco Bell tacos, I can’t really call my palette “refined.” Can I tell the difference between high and low quality food? Of course. I simply prefer to embrace my inner opossum and eat All the Food. 

So. When given the opportunity to try something, dubious as it may sound, like pumpkin nog, I jumped at the chance. And found it delicious. And now, I don’t like to share it. I want to drink ALL the pumpkin nog. Even when I have bought the pumpkin nog for the express purpose of sharing it with someone else who ALSO enjoys it. And  I may even cackle a bit, while enjoying all of it, all by myself.

mwahahahaha.